THE WEEKLIER WEASEL IS ON A MISSION FROM COD
Before we get into CODCON HYPE, let us first point out that two of the top five Austria performances of club history, including the biggest ever, happened last week. Which happened to be the week after the publishing of Wise Old Weasel: Austria. Coincidence? Sister Margaretta thinks not.
Now, back to the news at hand.
LIE TELLIN’ IN GLEN ELLYN. TOPPING BOARDS IN STUDENT RESOURCE. STABS AND RAGE AT COLLEGE OF DUPAGE.
That’s right folks, CODCON, the Outback Bowl of the Diplomacy hobby, is coming up this weekend. Grab your notebooks and bloomin’ onions- it’s about to get HYPEEEEEE! The madness kicks off at 9am on Saturday at, you guessed it, the student resource center at College of Dupage in lovely Glen Ellyn, Illinois. If you haven’t already, sign up here. Bonus- if you pay your dues, then you save money on the fee. That’s like saving two puppies at once.
WHEN A PROBLEM COMES ALONG, WIN BEST ENGLAND.
Whipping, San Jose’s rekindled dip tournament, was this past weekend. Weasels Brian Shelden and Bryan Pravel both attended, with Mr. Prime Weasel whipping up a monster best England score and a 9th place finish. Congrats also to friend of the Weasels Siobhan Nolen, who put on an excellent tournament. Devo would be proud, as are we all here at the Windy City Weasels.
AUSTRIA WINS BIGLY, BIGLIER.
We had two boards at Brian Shelden’s place a couple weeks ago, where, as mentioned, two monster Austria scores went up. Congrats to Brandon Fogel, new owner of best Austria in club history. AARs are slowly but surely coming in, with more anticipated after this weekend’s festivities. Read all about them here.
WISE OLD WEASEL FINDS ITS READING GLASSES
I’ve begun hunting down the strategic articles I referenced in a few different Wise Old Weasels, so feel free to periodically check back in and see what other diplomacy minds have had to say. Also, keep dropping comments. Remember, ask not what a weasel can do for you, ask instead what you can do for Weasels so they’re smart enough to support you into Rumania.
Do all dogs go to heaven? Do all puppies? That’s between you and COD. Pay your dues (and save those adorable little fluffballs from eternal damnation) here.