Sometimes, there’s a moot… and I’m talking about Weasel Moot here… Sometimes, there’s a moot that, well, there I go again. (If this page confuses you, click here.)
You know what? Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling.
THE WEASEL MOOT: IN A BOWLING ALLEY
Your favorite marmots Weasels will be hosting the 10th(ish) annual Weasel Moot from June 23-25. It will be at a Bowling Alley, the details of which I do not remember. Or Mooterino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Careful man, there’s a Beveridge here!
We’ve got the whole place to ourselves, including the bar, where there will be plenty of White Russians and some more of that good Sasparilla.
This isn’t Nam. There are Rules.
Such as four rounds of sum of squares scoring, with one drop round to really tie the moot together.
This aggression will not stand, man.
There will be a code of conduct, but the short version is don’t treat objects like women. Break it, and you will see what happens, Larry.
Where’s the money, Lebowski?
Cost is probably $50. Paypal link.
You’re out of your element, Donnie.
But we’ll make sure you traveling tumbleweeds have a place to stay. Hotels here. AirBNB here. Some people have room availables.
I don’t need your sympathy, I need my Johnson.
Say what you will about the tenets of a western triple, at least it’s an ethos, man.
#theMootabides
