If the Cubs had a closer like Dan Burgess, maybe they wouldn’t suck. Burgess took over England for Gary Przybocki in 1905. Przybocki had carved out a nice position, and Burgess romped with it to an 11-center board top. Of course, per our house rules, neither Przybocki nor Burgess scored points for the game, which ended in Spring 1909 with the following center counts:
Austria (Mark Weiskircher): 0; 0.000 points.
England (Gary Przybocki/Dan Burgess): 11; 0.000 points.