In two weeks, the Windy City Weasels will hold Weasel Moot IV, our eighth tournament. In those eight tournaments, we have hosted traveling players from St. Louis, Milwaukee, D.C., the Bay Area, Los Angeles, Detroit, Ohio, Indiana, New York, New England, Houston and even Paris. We’ve been visited by players from every major hobby on the continent. Every major hobby, that is, except
the Pacific Northwest’s.
We sent players to Seattle’s WACCon from 2006 to 2009 and to Vancouver for the WDC in 2007. The Pacific Northwest has reciprocated by turning its back on us. Well, they shall ignore us no more, because today, by the power vested in me as your War Weasel, I declare a blood feud on them.
Maine’s blood feud of 2008 will be nothing compared with this one. Our blood feud encompasses not just the Pacific Northwest’s Diplomacy players, but also:
- The Mariners.
- The Seahawks.
- The Trailblazers.
- Grunge music.
- Buz Eddy.
- And rain.
We shall crush them all like snakes in our backyard!
The War Weasel has spoken. Come now Weasels, start your scheming…