HEY, CAREFUL MAN! THERE’S A BEVERIDGE HERE!
And there will be more at the continuation of our Bar Room Brawl series next Wednesday at the Red Lion. Reigning brawl star / current leader Jake Trotta is unable to attend, and with wide open standings, a good result could have a massive impact on the season. Perhaps BTOAB Brandon Fogel will take charge Wednesday night? Could rising stars Sean or Gus secure a spot in the finale? Will Bryan Pravel continue his hot streak? Will club founder Jim O’Kelley build off his CodCon momentum? Or will Chris “Clockwork” Kelly once again top with exactly 9 centers? 

My bet is that last one, but I also had Preds in 5.

Find out---and join in on the action---here.

HE'S A GOOD MAN. AND THOROUGH.
Congrats to Prime Weasel Brian Shelden on his 7th place finish at DixieCon!

You’re in a dream. In this dream, you just bought a new puppy. You spent all day playing outside with your little fluffball. The puppy got covered in mud, so you put that adorable puppers in the bath. Maybe you light a few candles and a joint, listen to some Creedence.

But suddenly, two Germans bust in with a marmot. You tried to stop him, but couldn’t reach in time as the marmot kills your new best friend. Tears in your eyes, you turn to the assailants, screaming “WHYYYY???” Staring dead in your eyes, they ask

WHERE ARE YOUR DUES LEBOWSKI? WE WANT YOUR MONEY!
Give us your money, Lebowski, or the puppy gets it.